The Book

“Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box”  by Michele Wojciechowski

National Award-Winning Book (American Society of Journalists and Authors, Lifestyle/Memoir category at The 2013 Book Awards)

Next Time I Move, They'll Carry Me Out in a Box by Michele Wojciechowski

If war is hell, moving is a close second. 

That is what my husband and I discovered when we accidentally stumbled upon our dream home, impulsively decided to sell our home, and get caught up in the craziest move of a lifetime.

You’ll laugh out loud as you learn:

  • How to get your house on the market looking “livable” but not “lived in”
  • How to endure get-out-of-the-house-so-it-can-be-shown weekends
  • How to cultivate a love for cleaning supplies like the Magic Eraser
  • And, how to survive the actual hellish act of relocating yourself…and all of your stuff

Available in paperback, in-store at Greetings and Readings, The Ivy Bookshop,  Cape Atlantic Book Company, The Village Gem, and at The East County Times business office.

Also available in paperback, and e-book at, Barnes &, and 


5 responses to “The Book”

  1. Christine

    Are you going to be doing any book signings soon?

    Please let me know where and when ????

    Thank you


    WoJo please add me to your Newletter list. I am on FB also under DENISE LOUISE VALENTINI and my email is above.

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