“Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box” by Michele Wojciechowski
National Award-Winning Book (American Society of Journalists and Authors, Lifestyle/Memoir category at The 2013 Book Awards)
If war is hell, moving is a close second.
That is what my husband and I discovered when we accidentally stumbled upon our dream home, impulsively decided to sell our home, and get caught up in the craziest move of a lifetime.
You’ll laugh out loud as you learn:
- How to get your house on the market looking “livable” but not “lived in”
- How to endure get-out-of-the-house-so-it-can-be-shown weekends
- How to cultivate a love for cleaning supplies like the Magic Eraser
- And, how to survive the actual hellish act of relocating yourself…and all of your stuff
You can order an autographed copy (or copies) directly from me!
For $13 (which includes shipping) I will sign your copy and mail it anywhere within the 48 contiguous states.
To get your signed copy (or copies), email me directly at TheMicheleWojo@gmail.com.
NOTE: I can also mail a copy elsewhere, but the price will vary depending on where it is to be mailed. If this is the case, email me the details and I’ll let you know the additional shipping charge.
My book is also available in paperback and e-book at Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com, and Smashwords.com
Michele:
What a great book and story about moving. Seeing that we just recently moved (we sold our house of 14 years in October of 2020 and had to be out in less than 30 days. Reading all about your escapades had me laughing, smiling, crying, and ready to say…never, never, never again because it was like reliving our recent move all over again.
At my age, I have to agree with your title – Next Time I Move They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box.
Enjoyed your book so much.
Thanks again
Irwin
I love this book. I won it by answering a question! I saw myself in the chapter about the light switches. I am still turning on the wrong lights after living in my house 15 years! I’m giving the book to my daughter and son-in-law who are moving soon. They have cats and dogs. They have way too much stuff. They are not good about cleaning up. Can’t wait to see how many boxes they will carry out. It will be interesting!