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Trick-or-Treating: The Rules

By Michele Wojciechowski on October 25, 2012

Halloween is almost here. My husband and I have noticed that in the last few years we’ve been getting quite a lot of — ahem — older trick-or-treaters. Like practically college age. So we’ve come up with some rules this year that we’d like the kids to follow.

Posted in Columns | Tagged candy, costumes, Funny, Halloween, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, Michele Wojo, rules for halloween, rules for trick or treating, Trick or Treat, Trick Or Treating, tricks-or-treats, wojo, Wojo's World

Pantry Pride

By Michele Wojciechowski on October 12, 2012

When you read this title, did you think I was going to write all about the former grocery store chain, Pantry Pride? Well, I’m not. This week’s tale is about the pride I can finally take in my pantry. Yes, this is how pathetic my life is. I’m excited about the fact that I organized […]

Posted in Columns | Tagged canned goods, canned items, Coke, expiration dates, Funny, groceries, houshold project, Humor, kitchen, Michele Wojciechowsk, Michele Wojo, organization, pantry, Pantry Pride, soda, wojo, Wojo's World, Wojo'sWorld

Saving Skivvies

By Michele Wojciechowski on September 13, 2012

Even though we’ve been together for a long time, my husband and I still find a lot to talk with each other about. A lot. Sometimes our discussions are exciting. Sometimes they’re not. And sometimes, they lead me to my computer to talk about them with you. Guess which conversation category one recent one falls […]

Posted in Columns | Tagged boxer briefs, boxers, Funny, Humor, laundry, Michele Wojciechowski, Michele Wojo, skivvies, tighty whities, underwear, wojo, Wojo's World

Making a Statement, Fortunately…

By Michele Wojciechowski on August 31, 2012

I love Chinese food. Besides the vegetables, rice, and eggrolls, one of my favorite parts of the meal is the Fortune Cookie. It’s not that I love the taste, although they do tend to taste good with a bit of lemony sweetness. What I really love is the fortune inside. Don’t get me wrong; I […]

Posted in Columns | Tagged Cabbage Patch Kids, Chinese food, fortune, fortune cookies, fortunes, Funny, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, Pet Rock, Pokemon, wojo, Wojo's World

The Internet: a Blessing and a Curse

By Michele Wojciechowski on August 17, 2012

I love the internet for so many reasons… I love it because it enables me to have Facebook, and I’ve reconnected with so many people I thought would only remain part of my past. I love it because it makes my work so much easier. When I’m finished with an article or essay, I can […]

Posted in Columns | Tagged bed bugs, bedbugs, freak out, freaking out, Funny, hangnail, Humor, information, internet, Moichele Wojciechowski, neuroses, news, Princess Kate, wojo, Wojo's World, world wide web, worry

If I Were in the Olympics

By Michele Wojciechowski on August 3, 2012

Do you know when the Olympics are taking place? No, me neither… It’s not like we can turn on the television, radio, internet, or even look at any magazine or newspaper without knowing what the latest event is and who won, who lost, who’s too fat, who’s too thin, who let everyone down, and who […]

Posted in Columns | Tagged first place, Funny, gold medal, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, Olympics, wojo, Wojo's World

Things I Like In Theory

By Michele Wojciechowski on July 23, 2012

I like a lot of things. But I’ve realized that there are also a lot of things I like in theory, but not in practice. Confused? Let me explain.

Posted in Columns | Tagged bugs, Funny, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, picnic, picnics, wojo, Wojo's World

Just a Tad…Pole

By Michele Wojciechowski on July 20, 2012

Another annual event has come and gone at the Wojo household. While we were glad to participate, we’re also glad that it will be another year until it comes this way again. Why? We’re exhausted… So, you may be wondering, was it my birthday?

Posted in Columns | Tagged Annual Tadpole Rescue, Funny, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, poo, rescue, tadpoles, wojo, Wojo's World

Catastrophes, Disasters, and Other of Life’s Niceties

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 22, 2012

I’ve decided that I need to reduce some of the stress in my life. So I’ve begun doing deep breathing exercises. Oh, yeah, and I’ve decided to stop talking to people. It’s not that I have the desire to become antisocial and hole up in some cave like a hermit. On the contrary, I love […]

Posted in Columns | Tagged Funny, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, stories, stress reduction, wojo, Wojo's World

Vegging Out

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 8, 2012

I’m not a full-fledged vegetarian. But sometimes I get pretty darned close. I’ve always been squeamish and easily grossed out. So finding something in my ham or steak or chicken that resembles a vein or artery or muscle… Clunk…

Posted in Columns | Tagged carrots, chicken, chicken wings, crabs, eating, food, Funny, ham, Humor, Michele Wojciechowski, squeamish, steak, steamed crabs, tomatoes, vegetables, vegetarian, wojo, Wojo's World

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