By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
You KNOW that you might have forgotten someone on your list, or you have that last-minute present to buy, or you are having a hard time figuring out just what to get for that “person who has everything“. Well…stop by and see me at these great locations and you can get a personalized, signed copy […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
For the rest of the holiday season, I (Wojo) won’t be writing about what Riley is doing. This is because a very special guest has been sent all the way from the North Pole by none other than the jolly guy himself, Santa Claus. Here’s the first note from Elf Joey: Wojo told me to […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 25, 2012
Over a month ago, I spoke at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. It’s a conference for humor writers that attracts folks from all over the world. Sounds great, right?
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 14, 2012
I’ve always loved using the phone. Since I was a little kid, I’ve enjoyed picking up the receiver and being able to talk with someone on the other end of it. Notice that I said “someone.”
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
I’ve come up with this crazy notion. I think that from now on foods and drinks should taste like what they are—that particular food or drink. I know—insane isn’t it? I guess I’m just an old-fashioned kind of gal.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
A few years ago, when gas prices were out the roof, I was naïve. I thought that it wouldn’t happen again — at least not so soon. As prices inch to $4 per gallon and more, I find myself longing for the days of $3 gas. How nuts is that?
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 6, 2011
As a city girl transplanted into the country, I’ve had a lot that I’ve needed to learn to get used to. But there’s one thing that is driving me absolutely batty. And it’s not the bats that fly overhead at night (way overhead, thank goodness).
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 22, 2011
I’ve said before that I was born and raised a city girl. For a number of years, though, my husband and I have lived in the country; some people refer to it as “the sticks.” For the most part, I love it. I love the sound of crickets at night. I love watching tons of […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 7, 2011
Ahhhh…spring is officially here. The birds are singing, plants are blooming, and some days have actually been warm. So why do we insist on celebrating the arrival of such a momentous, beautiful season by cleaning? That’s just so wrong.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
I don’t like bugs.
Really. I can’t stand them at all.
Okay, I like butterflies, but they are pretty. So I guess I don’t like ugly bugs, which leaves quite a few kabillion of them.
But I live by the adage of “Live and let live.” If they don’t bother me, I won’t bother them.
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