By Michele Wojciechowski on June 7, 2013
My late mom was an excellent cook. She made amazing lasagna, stuffed cabbage, spaghetti sauce, chili—the list goes on and on. But the one treat she made each Christmas season, the one that everyone desired, was her creamy, rich chocolate fudge. She would make tons and tons of fudge and give it out to the […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 24, 2013
While I love the Internet, there’s one thing about it that makes me run screaming away from my computer. Is it because I can learn—up to the minute—what crisis is going on in the lives of each and every Kardashian? Nope. Because I keep getting ads that ask if I want to become a million-dollar […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 10, 2013
If you read my last column, you know that our family recently dealt with a loss. Our beloved dog, Daisy, passed away. The entire household has been depressed. But my stepdad and Riley the Wonder Dog have been hit hardest. While my husband and I had to go to work, they didn’t, and they spent […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 26, 2013
Regular readers of this column are familiar with our dogs who, until Riley the Wonder Dog, preferred to go by pseudonyms to protect their privacy. Snoopy was actually named Scooby, Steve was really Rascal, and our sweet girl Rose was really named Daisy. Four years ago, Scooby passed. Rascal followed a little over two […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 12, 2013
My husband, Brad, and I are pretty good about knowing our strengths and our weaknesses. I’m not a good singer. At all. You don’t want me singing at your wedding—unless, that is, you want to drive everyone out of the church or ceremony holding their ears and screaming. Brad is not a fan of public […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on March 29, 2013
I originally had a different column for you to read this week—one that you’ll see soon, but not today. Because when you look outside your office window in late March and see more than four inches of snow on the ground, with more falling, well, you just need to comment on it. Really? I mean, […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on March 15, 2013
Years ago, I read that scientists in Japan were going to try to clone prehistoric animals. And I’ve got two words for these guys: JURASSIC PARK!
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By Michele Wojciechowski on March 1, 2013
As I write this, it’s nearing the end of February, and while I long for spring, there’s something else I could really use right now. A big, honking snowstorm.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on February 15, 2013
For the last couple of months, folks around me have been getting sick. Seems like every time I talked with someone, either they or a family member was sick. Then sick again. And again. And while I’ve thought the thought that I dare not express, the one that would assure me to be a viable […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on February 1, 2013
So, are you excited about our Ravens being in the Super Bowl? Oh. My. God… I am so excited! I want to see us win—not just because I love the team, but because I think it will be the perfect ending to Ray Lewis’ illustrious career. But I wasn’t always this way. No, my fellow […]
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