By Michele Wojciechowski on September 25, 2014
THUNK! That used to be the sound we would hear when the delivery man would plunk down two huge phone books on our front steps—the white pages and the yellow pages. We used them all the time. As the internet has become so important in our daily lives, I haven’t used one of those phone […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
The news came to us in the form of the brightest florescent orange envelope I have ever seen. My husband proudly held it up. “Look what I got,” he said.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
For at least the past decade, I’ve been at the age where lots of my friends have children. And one of my favorite experiences to have with them is to talk on the phone. I’m serious. I’m not being a smart aleck.
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