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By Michele Wojciechowski on February 11, 2021

As I write this, it’s the middle of February, and while I long for spring, there’s something else I could really use right now. A big, honking snowstorm. Yeah, I know. We complain about it when it snows.  We shovel it. We hoard food when it’s about to happen. And, as I mentioned, we complain […]

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The Baths Have Gone to the Dogs

By Michele Wojciechowski on March 12, 2015

My husband and I have two dogs: Riley, the overactive pup, and, Mae. Her name isn’t really Mae, but she prefers to go by a pseudonym. She’s a proper Southern lady, having come to us via Alabama, and she doesn’t want her friends to know if she’s done something wrong. If that happened, there would […]

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Painting Myself into a Corner

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 5, 2014

Since it’s springtime, my husband and I thought that we should do something to celebrate…like repainting parts of the outside of our home. Yeah, we really know how to party. I enjoy painting, but I have to admit that I didn’t always. Back in 6th grade, my mom decided that we should update my bedroom. […]

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Vortex, Schmortex: Bring on Spring!!!

By Michele Wojciechowski on January 30, 2014

I consider myself a positive person overall. I work at it sometimes, but I like living life with the glass half full. That said, one of the reasons I love living in Maryland is because we get all four seasons—winter, spring, summer, and fall. Really. I love them. I can’t imagine living somewhere and have […]

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Real March Madness

By Michele Wojciechowski on March 29, 2013

I originally had a different column for you to read this week—one that you’ll see soon, but not today. Because when you look outside your office window in late March and see more than four inches of snow on the ground, with more falling, well, you just need to comment on it. Really? I mean, […]

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Snowblind

By Michele Wojciechowski on March 1, 2013

As I write this, it’s nearing the end of February, and while I long for spring, there’s something else I could really use right now. A big, honking snowstorm.

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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…Starting in the Summer

By Michele Wojciechowski on November 21, 2012

We’ve all heard the phrase “Christmas in July.” But when did that become the time when stores began decorating for it? I’m all about the holidays; don’t get me wrong. I love the lights, the food, the decorations, the train gardens, the festivities, the parties, the spiritual celebrations…I absolutely love it all. But when some […]

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I Wish Our Frogs Would Just Croak

By Michele Wojciechowski on May 6, 2011

As a city girl transplanted into the country, I’ve had a lot that I’ve needed to learn to get used to. But there’s one thing that is driving me absolutely batty. And it’s not the bats that fly overhead at night (way overhead, thank goodness).

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Spring Cleaning?

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 7, 2011

Ahhhh…spring is officially here. The birds are singing, plants are blooming, and some days have actually been warm. So why do we insist on celebrating the arrival of such a momentous, beautiful season by cleaning? That’s just so wrong.

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