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Why Can’t Sleeping Dogs Lie…in One Spot?

Why Can’t Sleeping Dogs Lie…in One Spot?

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 8, 2021

Our dogs, Riley and Mae, are really, really cute… And it’s this cuteness that, some days—or in this case, nights—is the only thing that keeps them alive.  Truth be told, I wouldn’t hurt them, ever. But I would seriously think about throwing them out of our bedroom. Because, my friends, you just haven’t lived until […]

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My Dog, the Night Owl

By Michele Wojciechowski on November 6, 2014

I’m a morning person. I’m not exactly sure when this happened because I have clear memories of my Mom having to do everything short of setting off a bomb in my room to get me up when I was in high school. Now, I tend to wake up between 5 and 5:30… Yes, that’s A.M. […]

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Crazy like a Fox

By Michele Wojciechowski on May 22, 2014

Dear Momma Fox Who Had Her Babies under My Shed, Momma—may I call you Momma?—we are so honored that you once again chose our shed out of all those in the neighborhood to use as the place for you to give birth to and raise your five kits (or pups or cubs or whatever you […]

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Breaking…A Bad Habit

Breaking…A Bad Habit

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 24, 2014

There’s a saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Well, color me crazy. You know those clippy things on pens and mechanical pencils that allow you to clip them to your shirt pocket? Did you know that they have a name?

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Getting Over What’s Going Around

By Michele Wojciechowski on February 27, 2014

Feeling under the weather? And I don’t mean the snow… I was too, recently. Despite eating well, exercising, taking vitamins, getting enough sleep, and doing anything else I could to stay healthy, I caught the dreaded “What’s Going Around.”

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Why Can’t Sleeping Dogs Lie…in One Spot? Part Two…

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 27, 2012

I began my last column talking about our dog, Riley and how he’s cute. He is cute. Very, very cute… For the most part, having him sleep in our bed with my husband and me is not bad. Because, well, we’re asleep.

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Why Can’t Sleeping Dogs Lie…in One Spot?

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 13, 2012

Our puppy, Riley, is really, really cute And it’s his cuteness that, some days—or in this case, nights—is the only thing that keeps him alive. Truth be told, I wouldn’t hurt the little guy, ever. But I would seriously think about throwing him out of our bedroom.

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