Next Time I Move They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box
Cleanliness is Next to Sloppiness
By Michele Wojciechowski on September 22, 2020
During this pandemic and its related quarantine, I’ve learned quite a bit about myself. I love sitting on the front porch and watching nature. I love having my husband work from home. Oh, and evidently, I’m both a neatnik and a total slob at the same time. Think these two ways of living can’t possible […]
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When Killer Trees Attack!
By Michele Wojciechowski on September 22, 2020
During quarantine, I’ve been trying to spend time outside each day. I watch the squirrels, listen to the birds, and commune with nature. Actually, I’m mainly getting out so that I don’t completely lose it being stuck in the house most of the time. Lately, though, I’ve also been watching my husband. Before I get […]
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ABC News highlights Wojo and the 34 year overdue library book
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 5, 2015
Wojo and her extremely past due library book is highlighted here in the ABC News post “Maryland Woman Returns Library Book 34 Years Past Due.”
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The Washington Times feature on Wojo and the overdue library book
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 5, 2015
The Washington Times interviewed Wojo about her delinquency in returning Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Read the article here: Baltimore writer returns overdue library book 34 years late.
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If I Were in the Olympics
By Michele Wojciechowski on February 13, 2014
Do you know when the Olympics are taking place? No, me neither… It’s not like we can turn on the television, radio, internet, or even look at any magazine or newspaper without knowing what the latest event is and who won, who lost, who’s too fat, who’s too thin, who let everyone down, and who […]
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Only in the Movies: 3D
By Michele Wojciechowski on August 16, 2013
Dear readers, it’s time for one more episode of “Only in the Movies,” where you learn about more things that only happen in the movies, but don’t happen in real life. Why? Because it’s the summer, and I’ll bet you’ve gone to the movies or have watched some at home recently.
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Last chances to get personalized, signed copies of my book BEFORE Christmas…
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Saturday marks the last book signings that I will be doing BEFORE Christmas. If you haven’t ordered you copies through my email, stop by and see me to have your copies personalized and signed. FRIDAY DECEMBER 21, 2012: I will be a co-host of WBAL Radio’s Kids Campaign (I will be on 6-7am). The […]
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WBAL Radio Kids Campaign at Valley View Farms
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Friday morning, December 21, 2012, I will be a co-host on WBAL Radio as part of their annual WBAL Radio Kids Campaign. The great Dave Durian is returning for this special event, which is being held at Valley View Farms in Hunt Valley, MD. I will be on-air between 6-7am. I am thrilled to be a part […]
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Holiday Book Signings and Appearances!
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
You KNOW that you might have forgotten someone on your list, or you have that last-minute present to buy, or you are having a hard time figuring out just what to get for that “person who has everything“. Well…stop by and see me at these great locations and you can get a personalized, signed copy […]
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Book Signings!
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 27, 2012
Come see me at these fine places, buy a copy (or many copies) of my book, Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box, and have them signed! Saturday, December 1—Greetings & Readings (Book Fest) from 1pm-4pm , then I’ll be at The Village Gem from 6pm-8pm Sunday, December 2—Baltimore Homeschool Community Center from 10am-2pm Thursday, […]
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