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It’s the End of the World as We Know It …Literally
By Michele Wojciechowski on August 14, 2014
We all have various roles in life. For me, I’m a wife, friend, relative, writer, helper…the list could go on and on. I’m also a member of the Grammar Police. I can’t help it. Working as a writer has made me see grammar errors as glaring mistakes in the history of humankind. Or at least […]
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Crazy like a Fox
By Michele Wojciechowski on May 22, 2014
Dear Momma Fox Who Had Her Babies under My Shed, Momma—may I call you Momma?—we are so honored that you once again chose our shed out of all those in the neighborhood to use as the place for you to give birth to and raise your five kits (or pups or cubs or whatever you […]
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