By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
The news came to us in the form of the brightest florescent orange envelope I have ever seen. My husband proudly held it up. “Look what I got,” he said.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
My husband and I, we used to like squirrels. A lot. Having grown up in the city, I was thrilled when, at our old house, we would see the occasional squirrel either jumping on or running across our fence or running up our neighbor’s tree.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
The other day, my husband was out pumping the water off the pool cover so that we can get ready to open it for the season. “Ewwww, yuck,” he said with his face all squinched up. “The water on top of this pool cover is rancid.” “Come here and smell it.”
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
For at least the past decade, I’ve been at the age where lots of my friends have children. And one of my favorite experiences to have with them is to talk on the phone. I’m serious. I’m not being a smart aleck.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
There are times when you really think you know a person, then something happens that sets your world into a tailspin. The day I discovered my husband’s ugly secret was a day like any other. No, wait. It started out better than any other because that’s how these days always begin: the sun was shining, […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
I’m not a full-fledged vegetarian. But sometimes I get pretty darned close. I’ve always been squeamish and easily grossed out. So finding something in my ham or steak or chicken that resembles a vein or artery or muscle…
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