By Michele Wojciechowski on October 25, 2012
Halloween is almost here. My husband and I have noticed that in the last few years we’ve been getting quite a lot of — ahem — older trick-or-treaters. Like practically college age. So we’ve come up with some rules this year that we’d like the kids to follow.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on October 12, 2012
When you read this title, did you think I was going to write all about the former grocery store chain, Pantry Pride? Well, I’m not. This week’s tale is about the pride I can finally take in my pantry. Yes, this is how pathetic my life is. I’m excited about the fact that I organized […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 28, 2012
Fall is here, and although I’m glad for cooler days and pretty leaves, there’s one aspect of the season I just can’t stand. I’m referring to door-to-door salespeople.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 13, 2012
Even though we’ve been together for a long time, my husband and I still find a lot to talk with each other about. A lot. Sometimes our discussions are exciting. Sometimes they’re not. And sometimes, they lead me to my computer to talk about them with you. Guess which conversation category one recent one falls […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
I’ve come up with this crazy notion. I think that from now on foods and drinks should taste like what they are—that particular food or drink. I know—insane isn’t it? I guess I’m just an old-fashioned kind of gal.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
A few years ago, when gas prices were out the roof, I was naïve. I thought that it wouldn’t happen again — at least not so soon. As prices inch to $4 per gallon and more, I find myself longing for the days of $3 gas. How nuts is that?
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 6, 2011
As a city girl transplanted into the country, I’ve had a lot that I’ve needed to learn to get used to. But there’s one thing that is driving me absolutely batty. And it’s not the bats that fly overhead at night (way overhead, thank goodness).
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 22, 2011
I’ve said before that I was born and raised a city girl. For a number of years, though, my husband and I have lived in the country; some people refer to it as “the sticks.” For the most part, I love it. I love the sound of crickets at night. I love watching tons of […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 7, 2011
Ahhhh…spring is officially here. The birds are singing, plants are blooming, and some days have actually been warm. So why do we insist on celebrating the arrival of such a momentous, beautiful season by cleaning? That’s just so wrong.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
I don’t like bugs.
Really. I can’t stand them at all.
Okay, I like butterflies, but they are pretty. So I guess I don’t like ugly bugs, which leaves quite a few kabillion of them.
But I live by the adage of “Live and let live.” If they don’t bother me, I won’t bother them.
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