By Michele Wojciechowski on August 3, 2012
Do you know when the Olympics are taking place? No, me neither… It’s not like we can turn on the television, radio, internet, or even look at any magazine or newspaper without knowing what the latest event is and who won, who lost, who’s too fat, who’s too thin, who let everyone down, and who […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on July 23, 2012
I like a lot of things. But I’ve realized that there are also a lot of things I like in theory, but not in practice. Confused? Let me explain.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on July 20, 2012
Another annual event has come and gone at the Wojo household. While we were glad to participate, we’re also glad that it will be another year until it comes this way again. Why? We’re exhausted… So, you may be wondering, was it my birthday?
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 22, 2012
I’ve decided that I need to reduce some of the stress in my life. So I’ve begun doing deep breathing exercises. Oh, yeah, and I’ve decided to stop talking to people. It’s not that I have the desire to become antisocial and hole up in some cave like a hermit. On the contrary, I love […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 8, 2012
I’m not a full-fledged vegetarian. But sometimes I get pretty darned close. I’ve always been squeamish and easily grossed out. So finding something in my ham or steak or chicken that resembles a vein or artery or muscle… Clunk…
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 25, 2012
Over a month ago, I spoke at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. It’s a conference for humor writers that attracts folks from all over the world. Sounds great, right?
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 27, 2012
I began my last column talking about our dog, Riley and how he’s cute. He is cute. Very, very cute… For the most part, having him sleep in our bed with my husband and me is not bad. Because, well, we’re asleep.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 10, 2012
Wojo’s World won 1st place in the Original Writing – Personal Column category of the Mid Atlantic Community Newspapers Association 2012 Editorial Awards! Check it out here and go down to Category 12 – Original Writing – Division 1 – Personal Column.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
I’ve come up with this crazy notion. I think that from now on foods and drinks should taste like what they are—that particular food or drink. I know—insane isn’t it? I guess I’m just an old-fashioned kind of gal.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
A few years ago, when gas prices were out the roof, I was naïve. I thought that it wouldn’t happen again — at least not so soon. As prices inch to $4 per gallon and more, I find myself longing for the days of $3 gas. How nuts is that?
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