By Michele Wojciechowski on November 6, 2014
I’m a morning person. I’m not exactly sure when this happened because I have clear memories of my Mom having to do everything short of setting off a bomb in my room to get me up when I was in high school. Now, I tend to wake up between 5 and 5:30… Yes, that’s A.M. […]
Posted in Columns | Tagged 5, 5 am, 5:30, 5:30 am, 8, 8 p.m., 8 pm, A.M., a.m. 5:00, afternoon, alive, antics, asleep, awake, Baltimore, Baltimore Maryland, Baltimore MD, band, bed, bedroom, bomb, bright and early, business, cat nap, cat naps, catnap, catnaps, chute, column, comedy, complain, complains, constructing, cute, do his business, dog, doggie, dogs, early, early bird, early birds, face, fail, family, flea, fleas, foot, Funny, giant, go out, groan, groans, head, high school, hire, hiring, house, Humor, humour, husband, joke, joked, jump, late, lick, living room, loud, loudest, marching, marching band, Maryland, member, memories, Michele Wojciechowski, Michele Wojo, middle of the night, moan, moans, moans and groans, Mom, morning, morning person, My Dog the Night Owl, My Life With Riley, nap, naps, night, night owl, nightowl, noise, noises, outside, P.M., pace, pacing, person, pillow, plan, play, pm, pretend, pretended, program, rest, Riley, room, running, school, scratch, scratches, sleep, sleeps, sliding board, slurp, slurping, Snoopy, surprise, surrender, surrenders, teenage, teenager, tired, toy, wake, website, weekend, weekends, wojo, Wojo's World, Wojo's World. humor, wojosworld.com, www.wojosworld.com, yard, yawn, yawns
By Michele Wojciechowski on June 19, 2014
So, remember my last column when I was talking about my husband and me painting our front porch? What? You didn’t read that one? Sigh…okay. Go on to your computer right now, go to the East County Times website, and read it. We’ll wait. Tick, tick, tick, tick… Back yet? Finally! I mean, okay, let’s […]
Posted in Columns | Tagged 80's, 90's, adhere, adhered, awoke, babies, Baby, Baltimore, Baltimore Maryland, Baltimore MD, beautified, bed, bedroom, birth, bundle, bundled, cabbage, Cabbage Patch Kid, can, ceiling, chair, chemical, chemicals, child, childbirth, chipped, Christmas, Christmastime, column, columns, comedy, computer, curse, cursing, dated, doll, East County Times, exhausted, face, faded, faint, faithful, floor, foot, friend, front, full, Funny, gloves, half, home, house, Humor, humour, husband, impression, improvement, incompetent, July, KArate Kid, kid, like, literally, long, long gloves, MacGyver, Maryland, mask, masks, mauve, memories, Michele Wojciechowski, Michele Wojo, mishaps, Mr. Miyagi, office, online, pain, paint can, painting, painting myself into a corner, painting myself into a corner again, part deux, patch, porch, post, posts, prep, project, projects, Ralph MAcchio, read, readers, redo, rot, rotted, rotting, saturate, saturated, scrape, scraped, sitcom, sneaker, solution, special, specialist, specialists, spindles, strip, stripped, suit, suit up, The Karate Kid, Tim Allen, Tim Taylor, totally, treasure, wallpaper, website, without a hitch, wojo, Wojo's World, Wojo's World. humor, woman, world
By Michele Wojciechowski on February 13, 2014
Do you know when the Olympics are taking place? No, me neither… It’s not like we can turn on the television, radio, internet, or even look at any magazine or newspaper without knowing what the latest event is and who won, who lost, who’s too fat, who’s too thin, who let everyone down, and who […]
Posted in Columns | Tagged Baltimore, Baltimore Maryland, Baltimore MD, band, band name, basketball, billboard, book, books, champion, chicken with my head cut off, city, comedy, country, dating, doggie bag, dry clean, dry clean only, extra points, fat, field, field day, first place, forget, Funny, God, gold, gold medal, Good Sportsmanship, Humor, humour, husband, If I Were In The Olympics, internet, Jeopardy, lost, lyric, magazine, Maryland, memories, Michele Wojciechowski, Michele Wojo, miracle, name, newspaper, Next Time I Move They'll Carry Me Out in a Box, Next Time I Move They'll Carry Me Out in a Box book, Olympics, overachiever, player, points, Radio, reigning champ, remember, restaurant, ribbon, second place, shrimp, skilled, softball, song, sport, sports, state, team, teammates, television, The Olympics, thin, third grade, trophy, Winter, wojo, Wojo's World, Wojo's World. humor, won