By Michele Wojciechowski on February 25, 2021
I’ve found that there are simple things you can say that will immediately get people’s attention. Like, “Hey, I won the lottery.” Or, “Look, they’re giving away free beer.” And, “I got a needle in my eardrum.”
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By Michele Wojciechowski on December 31, 2020
In our society, the dawning of the New Year gives us a clean slate. And after the hell known as 2020, boy, do we need one. We can begin fresh. It’s also the time when many of us make resolutions that have bitten the dust by February 1, but that’s besides the point. I’ve decided […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on July 31, 2014
If you’ve ever been on the internet for any length of time like say, oh five minutes or so, then you know what it is full of… Lots of amazing information, beautiful photos, fun facts, thought-provoking material, and videos of every kind that you could ever imagine. Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 2, 2014
Riley the wonder dog must have been taught by his previous owners to play fetch with a stick. How do we know this? Because any time he goes outside, instead of doing what dogs are supposed to out there, he first runs to the nearest stick. He picks it up and then begins to run […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on March 13, 2014
My husband and I used to be a bit of what you’d call “Lottery Snobs.” Before you think that we’re multi-millionaires living the high life, let me clarify.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on December 5, 2013
My husband and I have been married for a long time. A really long time. As in, since God was a boy. Well, not that long, but you get the picture. And when you’ve been together with someone you love for many years, you think you know everything about that person. Their likes, dislikes; what […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 12, 2013
I remember times when I would come back from my mailbox with my hands overflowing with junk mail. Luckily, with so much information being exchanged via the World Wide Web, that’s not the case so much anymore. I think the trees are happy about this too. That said, there are times when it’s easy to […]
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