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You Know What I Like…Not

By Michele Wojciechowski on December 17, 2020

Ah, holiday shopping. While fun for some, for others it’s the bane of their existence. I fall somewhere in between. If I’m shopping early, it’s fun. If it’s late, and I’m rushing like a dog that’s got the “zoomies,” it’s not fun.  In fact, I’d rather just have the zoomies and run around my house […]

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Phishing for Dates

By Michele Wojciechowski on December 3, 2020

I love social media. There, I said it. I know that a lot of folks don’t like it because it can be negative or people can try and scam you. I totally understand. But it’s also brought me back in touch with a lot of people from various areas of my life. If social media […]

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The Washington Times feature on Wojo and the overdue library book

By Michele Wojciechowski on November 5, 2015

The Washington Times interviewed Wojo about her delinquency in returning Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Read the article here: Baltimore writer returns overdue library book 34 years late.

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It All Adds Up

By Michele Wojciechowski on July 17, 2014

I used to be really good at math. And I mean really good… I was in honors math in high school. When I decided to major in English and writing in college, I breezed through the required math classes I took. In high school, I was even in Mathletes. Go ahead and make all your […]

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Vortex, Schmortex: Bring on Spring!!!

By Michele Wojciechowski on January 30, 2014

I consider myself a positive person overall. I work at it sometimes, but I like living life with the glass half full. That said, one of the reasons I love living in Maryland is because we get all four seasons—winter, spring, summer, and fall. Really. I love them. I can’t imagine living somewhere and have […]

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Trick-or-Treating: The Rules

By Michele Wojciechowski on October 24, 2013

Halloween is almost here. My husband and I have noticed that in the last few years we’ve been getting quite a lot of—ahem–older trick-or-treaters. Like practically college age. So we’ve come up with some more rules this year that we’d like the kids to follow.

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Phone Calls to Friends with Kids Are Always an Adventure

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010

For at least the past decade, I’ve been at the age where lots of my friends have children.  And one of my favorite experiences to have with them is to talk on the phone. I’m serious.  I’m not being a smart aleck.

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