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Inanimated Conversations

By Michele Wojciechowski on March 27, 2014

They say that the most important part of every relationship is the ability to communicate. Obviously, “they” have never been to my home.

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Only in the Movies: 3D

By Michele Wojciechowski on August 16, 2013

Dear readers, it’s time for one more episode of “Only in the Movies,” where you learn about more things that only happen in the movies, but don’t happen in real life. Why? Because it’s the summer, and I’ll bet you’ve gone to the movies or have watched some at home recently.

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Only in the Movies: Part Deux, the Sequel

By Michele Wojciechowski on August 1, 2013

Just when you thought it was safe to read my column again, I’ve done what should very rarely be attempted in the movies—but is done all the time, especially in the summer–the dreaded sequel. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me help. A year and a half ago, I wrote a column […]

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