By Michele Wojciechowski on July 17, 2014
I used to be really good at math. And I mean really good… I was in honors math in high school. When I decided to major in English and writing in college, I breezed through the required math classes I took. In high school, I was even in Mathletes. Go ahead and make all your […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 2, 2014
Riley the wonder dog must have been taught by his previous owners to play fetch with a stick. How do we know this? Because any time he goes outside, instead of doing what dogs are supposed to out there, he first runs to the nearest stick. He picks it up and then begins to run […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 8, 2014
I am not a robot. People who have met me in person can attest to this fact. Well, most of them can anyway. In fact, the closest I’ve ever gotten to being a robot was during the ‘80s when I attempted to do the dance called “The Robot.” And it was not pretty. Take my […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on July 19, 2013
People have often asked me where I get my sense of humor. A lot of that credit goes to my parents. My Dad, Len, was a hilarious man. He was funny and boisterous and the life of the party. Unfortunately, he died when I was 10, and he was just 37. He crammed quite a […]
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What’s That All A-Bot?
By Michele Wojciechowski on May 8, 2014
I am not a robot. People who have met me in person can attest to this fact. Well, most of them can anyway. In fact, the closest I’ve ever gotten to being a robot was during the ‘80s when I attempted to do the dance called “The Robot.” And it was not pretty. Take my […]
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