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My Husband, the Carry-all
By Michele Wojciechowski on April 12, 2013
My husband, Brad, and I are pretty good about knowing our strengths and our weaknesses. I’m not a good singer. At all. You don’t want me singing at your wedding—unless, that is, you want to drive everyone out of the church or ceremony holding their ears and screaming. Brad is not a fan of public […]
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My Husband is a Lot of Things, But He’s Not Our Handyman
By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
The news came to us in the form of the brightest florescent orange envelope I have ever seen. My husband proudly held it up. “Look what I got,” he said.
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