By Michele Wojciechowski on January 21, 2021
Not quite two years ago, I was at a writers’ conference. After I got a shower one morning, I looked into the mirror in the bathroom and was frightened by what I saw.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 2, 2020
You never realize how much you can’t stand a paint color in a room in your home until you’ve noticed it every day for five months while in a quarantine. We need a change! The upstairs bath that has always been a stark white, the hall bathroom that we painted what should have been a […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on February 12, 2015
Friends have told me for years that they think weird stuff happens to me just so I have material for my column. I usually protest and say, “No. It’s just that I pay more attention to the absurd things in life than you do.” But after this past weekend, I have to wonder if they’re […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 5, 2014
Since it’s springtime, my husband and I thought that we should do something to celebrate…like repainting parts of the outside of our home. Yeah, we really know how to party. I enjoy painting, but I have to admit that I didn’t always. Back in 6th grade, my mom decided that we should update my bedroom. […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on February 27, 2014
Feeling under the weather? And I don’t mean the snow… I was too, recently. Despite eating well, exercising, taking vitamins, getting enough sleep, and doing anything else I could to stay healthy, I caught the dreaded “What’s Going Around.”
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 17, 2012
I love the internet for so many reasons… I love it because it enables me to have Facebook, and I’ve reconnected with so many people I thought would only remain part of my past. I love it because it makes my work so much easier. When I’m finished with an article or essay, I can […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
I don’t like bugs.
Really. I can’t stand them at all.
Okay, I like butterflies, but they are pretty. So I guess I don’t like ugly bugs, which leaves quite a few kabillion of them.
But I live by the adage of “Live and let live.” If they don’t bother me, I won’t bother them.
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