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Guess Who is Now the Nosey Neighbor?

Guess Who is Now the Nosey Neighbor?

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 5, 2014

Because we had the Winter from Hell this year, as soon as it got warm enough this spring, I began to open one of the windows in my home office to let in some cool breezes and to smell the pleasant outside air. One day, Riley noticed that the window was open and that if […]

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Our Own Little Furry Santa

Our Own Little Furry Santa

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 4, 2014

As you can tell by past posts, Riley is an, um, unusual puppy. And just one of the different and cute things he does is that he plays Santa year ‘round with my stepdad. How does he do this? Well, for some reason unknown to us, Riley loves to carry items from throughout the house […]

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Ice, Ice Doggie

Ice, Ice Doggie

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 3, 2014

Like every other dog I’ve ever had or met, Riley loves treats. But just as much as he loves treats, Riley loves something else: ice cubes. You might think that a treat, which is made with chicken or beef or veggies of some sort would be much more appealing. But no. Not for this pup. […]

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Walk Small and Carry a (Very) Big Stick

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 2, 2014

Riley the wonder dog must have been taught by his previous owners to play fetch with a stick. How do we know this? Because any time he goes outside, instead of doing what dogs are supposed to out there, he first runs to the nearest stick. He picks it up and then begins to run […]

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Is His Name Riley or The Roadrunner?

Is His Name Riley or The Roadrunner?

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 1, 2014

Meet Riley… Three years ago, when we adopted Riley, we were told that he was three years old. After a trip to our vet for his initial check-up and shots, we found out that he was, at the oldest, one year old. Um…what???? My husband and I were stunned. We weren’t planning on adopting a […]

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Crazy like a Fox

By Michele Wojciechowski on May 22, 2014

Dear Momma Fox Who Had Her Babies under My Shed, Momma—may I call you Momma?—we are so honored that you once again chose our shed out of all those in the neighborhood to use as the place for you to give birth to and raise your five kits (or pups or cubs or whatever you […]

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Winter Killed My Pool

By Michele Wojciechowski on April 10, 2014

This past winter was nasty. It was freezing cold, overcast, and snowy. I think if it had snowed one more time, many Marylanders would have been arrested for disturbing the peace. I know I might have been, as I would have been reduced to running screaming through the streets, waving my fist at the sky, […]

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Playing Chicken

By Michele Wojciechowski on January 16, 2014

I’ve been writing this column for over a decade. Often, friends and readers say, “Did that really happen?” And I respond, “Life is hilarious. You just can’t make this stuff up.” Thus begins this week’s column… I was recently coming out of an office building after a professional meeting. My assistant was with me. I […]

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Dress and Dress Alike

By Michele Wojciechowski on August 29, 2013

I promised a lot of things when I got married—for better or worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do us part. But there were two things that I wouldn’t promise. One was to Obey (“What, am I your dog?” was what I think I said…), and the […]

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A Cut Above the Rest

By Michele Wojciechowski on June 21, 2013

I’ve always had a lot of thick hair. Wasn’t always so curly—I can thank puberty for that—but since birth, let’s just say that I’ve had much more hair that the average Joe…or Jen. I’m lucky to have been seeing the same stylist for over 20 years now. (Of course, we were both only five when […]

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