By Michele Wojciechowski on April 8, 2022
Every so often, I like to do one of these columns. It’s not going to be about a specific topic. But rather, things that have annoyed me, fascinated me, or just generally taken space up in my head. I usually write all these thoughts down on tiny scraps of paper, and put them in a […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 6, 2014
One morning, my husband and I were talking before we got out of bed to start the day. We sometimes do this to avoid the actual “getting up” part for as long as possible. As we were talking, he felt something strange under the sheets. He felt around and pulled his hand out. In it […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on March 15, 2013
Years ago, I read that scientists in Japan were going to try to clone prehistoric animals. And I’ve got two words for these guys: JURASSIC PARK!
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