By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
You KNOW that you might have forgotten someone on your list, or you have that last-minute present to buy, or you are having a hard time figuring out just what to get for that “person who has everything“. Well…stop by and see me at these great locations and you can get a personalized, signed copy […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
For the rest of the holiday season, I (Wojo) won’t be writing about what Riley is doing. This is because a very special guest has been sent all the way from the North Pole by none other than the jolly guy himself, Santa Claus. Here’s the first note from Elf Joey: Wojo told me to […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 3, 2012
I have a confession to make. Now, before you get all freaked out, let me assure you, it’s not something that would land me on the cover of a tabloid or have the paparazzi camped out in front of my home. You won’t see my face all over the internet because of it, followed by […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 10, 2011
I’ve come up with this crazy notion. I think that from now on foods and drinks should taste like what they are—that particular food or drink. I know—insane isn’t it? I guess I’m just an old-fashioned kind of gal.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 6, 2011
As a city girl transplanted into the country, I’ve had a lot that I’ve needed to learn to get used to. But there’s one thing that is driving me absolutely batty. And it’s not the bats that fly overhead at night (way overhead, thank goodness).
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
The news came to us in the form of the brightest florescent orange envelope I have ever seen. My husband proudly held it up. “Look what I got,” he said.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
My husband and I, we used to like squirrels. A lot. Having grown up in the city, I was thrilled when, at our old house, we would see the occasional squirrel either jumping on or running across our fence or running up our neighbor’s tree.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
The other day, my husband was out pumping the water off the pool cover so that we can get ready to open it for the season. “Ewwww, yuck,” he said with his face all squinched up. “The water on top of this pool cover is rancid.” “Come here and smell it.”
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
For at least the past decade, I’ve been at the age where lots of my friends have children. And one of my favorite experiences to have with them is to talk on the phone. I’m serious. I’m not being a smart aleck.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on April 17, 2010
There are times when you really think you know a person, then something happens that sets your world into a tailspin. The day I discovered my husband’s ugly secret was a day like any other. No, wait. It started out better than any other because that’s how these days always begin: the sun was shining, […]
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