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Cicadas: The Last Hurrah
By Michele Wojciechowski on June 17, 2021
When you last heard from your intrepid humor columnist, she was freaking out about the cicadas…we join her, while she’s doing much of the same: Over the last week, the song of the cicadas has been getting more and more quiet. But the sound of me screaming because of them has not.
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Cicadas Here, Cicadas There, Stupid Cicadas Everywhere!
By Michele Wojciechowski on June 10, 2021
As the little girl said in front of the snowy television screen in Poltergeist, “They’re heeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee!” The big red-eyed, large-winged, drunk-flying, 17-years-underground cicadas are out here in Maryland. And they are out in droves! A couple of weeks ago, my husband and I, being way-too-curious about these monsters from my nightmares, decided to check our […]
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Ready or Not, Here They Come
By Michele Wojciechowski on May 13, 2021
I got bad news the other day. I knew it was coming, but I kept pretending that perhaps it just wouldn’t happen. You know, like you do with income taxes, falling asleep at 9 p.m., and getting excited when you buy a new dishwasher.
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