Christmas shopping
You Know What I Like…Not
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 17, 2020
Ah, holiday shopping. While fun for some, for others it’s the bane of their existence. I fall somewhere in between. If I’m shopping early, it’s fun. If it’s late, and I’m rushing like a dog that’s got the “zoomies,” it’s not fun. In fact, I’d rather just have the zoomies and run around my house […]
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Now That It’s Almost Fall, It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like…Christmas?
By Michele Wojciechowski on September 11, 2014
I was looking on Facebook over the weekend, and a friend of mine shared a photo from a store she was in. All you could see were lighted and decorated Christmas trees. You read that correctly. And it wasn’t in a Christmas store.
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Your Annual Guide to Gifts you Need to Get…or Not
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2013
As I’ve written in years past, my husband and I receive over 100 catalogues each holiday season. You read that right—over 100. I don’t know why we get so many because we order from very few of them. But I’m guessing that they buy lists from other companies of folks to mail to hoping against […]
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Christmas in October?
By Michele Wojciechowski on October 10, 2013
There are two radio stations in central New York State that have begun playing Christmas music… Um, you do remember that it’s only October, right? In fact, it’s hot right now. “Indian Summer,” as we used to call it when I was a kid, has shown up, and we actually had to put the air […]
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Last chances to get personalized, signed copies of my book BEFORE Christmas…
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Saturday marks the last book signings that I will be doing BEFORE Christmas. If you haven’t ordered you copies through my email, stop by and see me to have your copies personalized and signed. FRIDAY DECEMBER 21, 2012: I will be a co-host of WBAL Radio’s Kids Campaign (I will be on 6-7am). The […]
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WBAL Radio Kids Campaign at Valley View Farms
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Friday morning, December 21, 2012, I will be a co-host on WBAL Radio as part of their annual WBAL Radio Kids Campaign. The great Dave Durian is returning for this special event, which is being held at Valley View Farms in Hunt Valley, MD. I will be on-air between 6-7am. I am thrilled to be a part […]
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Holiday Book Signings and Appearances!
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
You KNOW that you might have forgotten someone on your list, or you have that last-minute present to buy, or you are having a hard time figuring out just what to get for that “person who has everything“. Well…stop by and see me at these great locations and you can get a personalized, signed copy […]
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Book Signings!
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 27, 2012
Come see me at these fine places, buy a copy (or many copies) of my book, Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box, and have them signed! Saturday, December 1—Greetings & Readings (Book Fest) from 1pm-4pm , then I’ll be at The Village Gem from 6pm-8pm Sunday, December 2—Baltimore Homeschool Community Center from 10am-2pm Thursday, […]
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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…Starting in the Summer
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 21, 2012
We’ve all heard the phrase “Christmas in July.” But when did that become the time when stores began decorating for it? I’m all about the holidays; don’t get me wrong. I love the lights, the food, the decorations, the train gardens, the festivities, the parties, the spiritual celebrations…I absolutely love it all. But when some […]
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Come see Wojo on Black Friday!
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 9, 2012
In case you were too busy with Hurricane Sandy preparations the last time I was there, I will be at Greetings and Readings again, selling and signing my book, Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box, this time on BLACK FRIDAY!! You know that you are going to be out anyway doing some Christmas […]
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