By Michele Wojciechowski on March 27, 2014
They say that the most important part of every relationship is the ability to communicate. Obviously, “they” have never been to my home.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 26, 2013
Dear readers, I’m going to take you on a magical journey, one in which you will learn some of my innermost thoughts, hopes, and dreams… Well, okay, that’s probably a bit of an overstatement. But I’m going to tell you about some things I would definitely do If I Ruled the World.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 1, 2013
Just when you thought it was safe to read my column again, I’ve done what should very rarely be attempted in the movies—but is done all the time, especially in the summer–the dreaded sequel. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me help. A year and a half ago, I wrote a column […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 8, 2012
I’m not a full-fledged vegetarian. But sometimes I get pretty darned close. I’ve always been squeamish and easily grossed out. So finding something in my ham or steak or chicken that resembles a vein or artery or muscle… Clunk…
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