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Real March Madness
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 29, 2013
I originally had a different column for you to read this week—one that you’ll see soon, but not today. Because when you look outside your office window in late March and see more than four inches of snow on the ground, with more falling, well, you just need to comment on it. Really? I mean, […]
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Raising the Dead
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 15, 2013
Years ago, I read that scientists in Japan were going to try to clone prehistoric animals. And I’ve got two words for these guys: JURASSIC PARK!
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Snowblind
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 1, 2013
As I write this, it’s nearing the end of February, and while I long for spring, there’s something else I could really use right now. A big, honking snowstorm.
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How to Be the Best Raven Maniac Ever!!!
By Michele Wojciechowski on February 1, 2013
So, are you excited about our Ravens being in the Super Bowl? Oh. My. God… I am so excited! I want to see us win—not just because I love the team, but because I think it will be the perfect ending to Ray Lewis’ illustrious career. But I wasn’t always this way. No, my fellow […]
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Last chances to get personalized, signed copies of my book BEFORE Christmas…
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Saturday marks the last book signings that I will be doing BEFORE Christmas. If you haven’t ordered you copies through my email, stop by and see me to have your copies personalized and signed. FRIDAY DECEMBER 21, 2012: I will be a co-host of WBAL Radio’s Kids Campaign (I will be on 6-7am). The […]
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WBAL Radio Kids Campaign at Valley View Farms
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Friday morning, December 21, 2012, I will be a co-host on WBAL Radio as part of their annual WBAL Radio Kids Campaign. The great Dave Durian is returning for this special event, which is being held at Valley View Farms in Hunt Valley, MD. I will be on-air between 6-7am. I am thrilled to be a part […]
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Holiday Book Signings and Appearances!
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
You KNOW that you might have forgotten someone on your list, or you have that last-minute present to buy, or you are having a hard time figuring out just what to get for that “person who has everything“. Well…stop by and see me at these great locations and you can get a personalized, signed copy […]
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Book Signings!
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 27, 2012
Come see me at these fine places, buy a copy (or many copies) of my book, Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box, and have them signed! Saturday, December 1—Greetings & Readings (Book Fest) from 1pm-4pm , then I’ll be at The Village Gem from 6pm-8pm Sunday, December 2—Baltimore Homeschool Community Center from 10am-2pm Thursday, […]
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An Open Letter to Mother Nature
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 1, 2012
Dear Mother Nature: I know that usually by this time each year, I’ve already written to you many, many times complaining about the “s” word—snow. So you may be surprised that this year I’m writing not to complain about the snow, but rather to, um, ask for some.
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I Wish Our Frogs Would Just Croak
By Michele Wojciechowski on May 6, 2011
As a city girl transplanted into the country, I’ve had a lot that I’ve needed to learn to get used to. But there’s one thing that is driving me absolutely batty. And it’s not the bats that fly overhead at night (way overhead, thank goodness).
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