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A Cut Above the Rest
By Michele Wojciechowski on June 21, 2013
I’ve always had a lot of thick hair. Wasn’t always so curly—I can thank puberty for that—but since birth, let’s just say that I’ve had much more hair that the average Joe…or Jen. I’m lucky to have been seeing the same stylist for over 20 years now. (Of course, we were both only five when […]
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Our Little Secrets
By Michele Wojciechowski on June 7, 2013
My late mom was an excellent cook. She made amazing lasagna, stuffed cabbage, spaghetti sauce, chili—the list goes on and on. But the one treat she made each Christmas season, the one that everyone desired, was her creamy, rich chocolate fudge. She would make tons and tons of fudge and give it out to the […]
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My Husband, the Carry-all
By Michele Wojciechowski on April 12, 2013
My husband, Brad, and I are pretty good about knowing our strengths and our weaknesses. I’m not a good singer. At all. You don’t want me singing at your wedding—unless, that is, you want to drive everyone out of the church or ceremony holding their ears and screaming. Brad is not a fan of public […]
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Real March Madness
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 29, 2013
I originally had a different column for you to read this week—one that you’ll see soon, but not today. Because when you look outside your office window in late March and see more than four inches of snow on the ground, with more falling, well, you just need to comment on it. Really? I mean, […]
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Raising the Dead
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 15, 2013
Years ago, I read that scientists in Japan were going to try to clone prehistoric animals. And I’ve got two words for these guys: JURASSIC PARK!
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Snowblind
By Michele Wojciechowski on March 1, 2013
As I write this, it’s nearing the end of February, and while I long for spring, there’s something else I could really use right now. A big, honking snowstorm.
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How to Be the Best Raven Maniac Ever!!!
By Michele Wojciechowski on February 1, 2013
So, are you excited about our Ravens being in the Super Bowl? Oh. My. God… I am so excited! I want to see us win—not just because I love the team, but because I think it will be the perfect ending to Ray Lewis’ illustrious career. But I wasn’t always this way. No, my fellow […]
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Last chances to get personalized, signed copies of my book BEFORE Christmas…
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 19, 2012
This Saturday marks the last book signings that I will be doing BEFORE Christmas. If you haven’t ordered you copies through my email, stop by and see me to have your copies personalized and signed. FRIDAY DECEMBER 21, 2012: I will be a co-host of WBAL Radio’s Kids Campaign (I will be on 6-7am). The […]
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Holiday Book Signings and Appearances!
By Michele Wojciechowski on December 13, 2012
You KNOW that you might have forgotten someone on your list, or you have that last-minute present to buy, or you are having a hard time figuring out just what to get for that “person who has everything“. Well…stop by and see me at these great locations and you can get a personalized, signed copy […]
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Book Signings!
By Michele Wojciechowski on November 27, 2012
Come see me at these fine places, buy a copy (or many copies) of my book, Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box, and have them signed! Saturday, December 1—Greetings & Readings (Book Fest) from 1pm-4pm , then I’ll be at The Village Gem from 6pm-8pm Sunday, December 2—Baltimore Homeschool Community Center from 10am-2pm Thursday, […]
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