By Michele Wojciechowski on December 21, 2012
Welcome to Part II of “How to Celebrate the Holidays with Your Sanity Intact.” I’m your host Dr., um, I mean Columnist Wojo. If you missed the last column, well, just forget it; you’re in trouble. Nah, just kidding. Go to my website WojosWorld.com (in Semi-New Stuff) and read it. Go ahead. We’ll wait.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on December 6, 2012
When we envision the holiday season, we tend to think of beautiful, twinkling lights, sumptuous meals shared with family and friends, and days filled with love, happiness, and joy. And if you’re stuck in a Normal Rockwell painting, that’s exactly what it’s like. While the holidays have a ton of great times, let’s face it—it’s […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 21, 2012
We’ve all heard the phrase “Christmas in July.” But when did that become the time when stores began decorating for it? I’m all about the holidays; don’t get me wrong. I love the lights, the food, the decorations, the train gardens, the festivities, the parties, the spiritual celebrations…I absolutely love it all. But when some […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on November 9, 2012
For the most part, I love my Smart Phone. It allows me to access work emails when I’m out; I can text folks instead of calling them, and, likewise, people can reach me if they need to. Oh yeah, and I can play Words with Friends and Angry Birds. I love apps, but my husband […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on October 25, 2012
Halloween is almost here. My husband and I have noticed that in the last few years we’ve been getting quite a lot of — ahem — older trick-or-treaters. Like practically college age. So we’ve come up with some rules this year that we’d like the kids to follow.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on October 12, 2012
When you read this title, did you think I was going to write all about the former grocery store chain, Pantry Pride? Well, I’m not. This week’s tale is about the pride I can finally take in my pantry. Yes, this is how pathetic my life is. I’m excited about the fact that I organized […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 28, 2012
Fall is here, and although I’m glad for cooler days and pretty leaves, there’s one aspect of the season I just can’t stand. I’m referring to door-to-door salespeople.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 13, 2012
Even though we’ve been together for a long time, my husband and I still find a lot to talk with each other about. A lot. Sometimes our discussions are exciting. Sometimes they’re not. And sometimes, they lead me to my computer to talk about them with you. Guess which conversation category one recent one falls […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 31, 2012
I love Chinese food. Besides the vegetables, rice, and eggrolls, one of my favorite parts of the meal is the Fortune Cookie. It’s not that I love the taste, although they do tend to taste good with a bit of lemony sweetness. What I really love is the fortune inside. Don’t get me wrong; I […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 17, 2012
I love the internet for so many reasons… I love it because it enables me to have Facebook, and I’ve reconnected with so many people I thought would only remain part of my past. I love it because it makes my work so much easier. When I’m finished with an article or essay, I can […]
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