By Michele Wojciechowski on September 26, 2013
Dear readers, I’m going to take you on a magical journey, one in which you will learn some of my innermost thoughts, hopes, and dreams… Well, okay, that’s probably a bit of an overstatement. But I’m going to tell you about some things I would definitely do If I Ruled the World.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on September 12, 2013
I remember times when I would come back from my mailbox with my hands overflowing with junk mail. Luckily, with so much information being exchanged via the World Wide Web, that’s not the case so much anymore. I think the trees are happy about this too. That said, there are times when it’s easy to […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 29, 2013
I promised a lot of things when I got married—for better or worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do us part. But there were two things that I wouldn’t promise. One was to Obey (“What, am I your dog?” was what I think I said…), and the […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 16, 2013
Dear readers, it’s time for one more episode of “Only in the Movies,” where you learn about more things that only happen in the movies, but don’t happen in real life. Why? Because it’s the summer, and I’ll bet you’ve gone to the movies or have watched some at home recently.
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By Michele Wojciechowski on August 1, 2013
Just when you thought it was safe to read my column again, I’ve done what should very rarely be attempted in the movies—but is done all the time, especially in the summer–the dreaded sequel. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me help. A year and a half ago, I wrote a column […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on July 19, 2013
People have often asked me where I get my sense of humor. A lot of that credit goes to my parents. My Dad, Len, was a hilarious man. He was funny and boisterous and the life of the party. Unfortunately, he died when I was 10, and he was just 37. He crammed quite a […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on July 5, 2013
If you read this column last time, then you know what’s been going on—I cut my own hair. And if you didn’t read this column, go to the East County Times website, and read it so that you can be caught up. We’ll wait. Are you back now? Good. So, I got frustrated with my […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 21, 2013
I’ve always had a lot of thick hair. Wasn’t always so curly—I can thank puberty for that—but since birth, let’s just say that I’ve had much more hair that the average Joe…or Jen. I’m lucky to have been seeing the same stylist for over 20 years now. (Of course, we were both only five when […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on June 7, 2013
My late mom was an excellent cook. She made amazing lasagna, stuffed cabbage, spaghetti sauce, chili—the list goes on and on. But the one treat she made each Christmas season, the one that everyone desired, was her creamy, rich chocolate fudge. She would make tons and tons of fudge and give it out to the […]
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By Michele Wojciechowski on May 24, 2013
While I love the Internet, there’s one thing about it that makes me run screaming away from my computer. Is it because I can learn—up to the minute—what crisis is going on in the lives of each and every Kardashian? Nope. Because I keep getting ads that ask if I want to become a million-dollar […]
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