Hey there oh great editor or publisher. Have I told you how wonderful you look today?
Okay, seriously. I’ve got something you want–a column that your readers will fall in love with. They will follow it as often as your publication comes out. If they don’t get the publication once, they will go on a mad search looking for it.
How do I know this? Because it’s happened before.
My column is something that readers come to expect, like a crossword puzzle. They will pick up your publication to find it. And they read it.
So what does that mean to you? More advertising.
When readers seek out a specific part of a publication, they will inevitably see the advertising surrounding it. You get to sell that and make more money.
I get paid, you get paid, the readers laugh–everyone is happy.
So what are you waiting for? Contact me here, and we’ll talk about rates.
Better hurry. Your competition might just be getting ready to e-mail me. And we both know you don’t want that!