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Saying Goodbye To My Big Sister…
Hi everyone. I know that I haven’t posted much on here lately. I haven’t forgotten you. I just wanted to spend a lot of time with my big “sister”, Daisy. She hadn’t been feeling too well lately, and my Mommy and Daddy told me that she was getting old. The other day, we all had [...]
“Nightmare on Elf Street” by Joey ‘Babyface’ Elfprano
I didn’t think this Riley dog was so bad. In fact, for the first week, I thought I’d gotten me a sweet gig—easy work, and I pay back my “so-called” debt to Elfsociety. But now this mutt is scaring the *^&% out of me. First, he just was knocking over some trash cans. Problem is [...]
First Report from Joey “Babyface” Elfprano, The Elf on the Shelf assigned to watch Riley
I guess I spoke too soon. This dog is a real piece of work. He looks all cute, but then he’s a real pain in my Elf @ss. Sorry. Santa told me no cursing when I write my accounts. But this dog…
My Life with Riley: A Visit from The Elf on the Shelf
For the rest of the holiday season, I (Wojo) won’t be writing about what Riley is doing. This is because a very special guest has been sent all the way from the North Pole by none other than the jolly guy himself, Santa Claus. Here’s the first note from Elf Joey: Wojo told me to [...]
The Dog Father
One morning, my husband and I were talking before we got out of bed to start the day. We sometimes do this to avoid the actual “getting up” part for as long as possible. As we were talking, he felt something strange under the sheets. He felt around and pulled his hand out. In it [...]
Mad Dog
For the most part, Riley is a happy dog. He runs around all the time. If he had the ability to play 24/7, he would.
Guess Who is Now the Nosey Neighbor?
With the end of this winter being so mild, I began to open one of the windows in my home office to let in some cool air. One day, Riley noticed that the window was open and that if he jumped up and put his front paws on the windowsill, he could see outside.
Ice, Ice Doggie
Like every other dog I’ve ever had or met, Riley loves treats. But just as much as he loves treats, Riley loves something else: ice cubes. You might think that a treat, which is made with chicken or beef or veggies of some sort would be much more appealing, especially to a puppy. But no. [...]
Our Own Little Furry Santa
As you can tell by past posts, Riley is an, um, unusual puppy. And just one of the different and cute things he does is that he plays Santa year ‘round with my stepdad. How does he do this? Well, for some reason unknown to us, Riley loves to carry items from throughout the house [...]
Walk Small and Carry a (Very) Big Stick
Riley the wonder dog must have been taught by his previous owners to play fetch with a stick. How do we know this? Because any time he goes outside, instead of doing what dogs are supposed to out there, he first runs to the nearest stick. He picks it up and then begins to run [...]